This is a bad idea

[wednesday_whimsy]

Stolen from dizzydame

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[jacqui-hw.livejournal.com]

The problem with insomnia is that there is nothing on TV at 4am but porn and infomercials.

"What are you watching?" Jared asked as he collapsed down beside Jensen on the sofa. He yawned, wide and long, grabbing the remote from Jensen's hand.

"Infomercial," Jensen replied and then did a double-take when Jared laughed softly beside him.

"That's porn man," He turned up the sound and the room was filled with a cacophony of moaning. "And bad porn at that. Seriously, what are you watching?"

Jensen shrugged. "I've been here all night. I thought it was an infomercial."

Jared laughed again, louder this time. "About sturdy handcuffs for light to medium S&M?"

"Jared, why are you awake?"

"I don't know. Why are you awake?"

"I can't sleep."

"And it's really starting to show," Jared said around another yawn. "You look like shit."

"Thank you."

"No problem." Jared looked back at the TV and snorted. "We could watch a movie. Or oh, hey..."

"No."

"Jensen."

"I said no."

Jared ignored him. He stood quickly and crossed to the TV in two long steps. Jensen would have cursed him if he'd had any energy at all. He watched as Jared slid the disk into the DVD player and groaned.

"I'm going to hurt you, just as soon as I can move."

Jared nodded and sat back down. His head ended up near Jensen's shoulder when he curled up as best he could on the other end of the sofa.

"Shhhh, Blair is talking."

[hils.livejournal.com]

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