ROFLMAO!

[wednesday_whimsy]

So I'm watching Hollyoaks...

Craig to Sarah: You were never meant to find out...
Sarah to Craig: Tell me...
Craig to Sarah: Okay. Okay I will.
Me: Well no way he's owning up. How can he possibly make this worse? *laughs* Ask her to marry you.
Craig to Sarah: Marry me!
Me: \o/ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Comments

[ditchwitchbitch.livejournal.com]

I actually felt bad for him. Until he asked her that, anyway. Sigh.

[jacqui-hw.livejournal.com]

They're all soooooooooo stupid! It makes me mad but then I just laugh, because seriously dude. Idiots. *g*

[giddy-london.livejournal.com]

j, i only have one more episode of blackpool to watch. i can't decide whether i should watch now or after my dinner arrives. i'm so tired and i pulled a muscle in my back AGAIN today and i spent so much money on textbooks omf. how was your day? any better than the last couple? ♥

[jacqui-hw.livejournal.com]

Wait until your dinner arrives, l. Then you can relax and watch Blackpool and go to sleep. A quiet night may help your back too. Try rubbing some lotion on it.

Eh. It was slightly better I guess. We didn't get any bills. \o/ I didn't want to kill anyone at work... much. I'd say that's slightly better.

Mmm. David is pretty.

[honey-babes.livejournal.com]

I stopped watching Hollyoaks when I went on vacation. Is John Paul still with Spike? And what happened between him and Craig after they slept together the second time?

[jacqui-hw.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness...

Well John Paul broke up with Spike because he thought it was unfair of him to be dating Spike but sleeping with Craig.

Craig and JP continued to sleep together and Craig kept promising he would tell Sarah. He told JP he loved him and just as he was about to tell Sarah the truth and break up with her, she dumped him.

Craig spent the next couple of days bitching at everyone because he'd been dumped and because JP wanted to tell people about them. Craig said he wasn't gay, just in love with John Paul and he didn't want to "come out" because it wasn't like that. Sarah spent a couple of days crying and then went back to Craig and they made up.

Craig didn't want to tell JP what he'd done so he and Sarah ran off on holiday together. John Pail realised he did actually have balls and wrote a letter to Craig's mum telling him he was sleeping with Craig. The next day he realised he shouldn't have and persuaded Spike to steal it back for him (which he did).

When Craig and Sarah came back, JP ignored him and when pushed, told him they were done and to get lost. Craig told him he loved him and that he was sorry. They slept together and Craig started to say he'd tell Sarah. JP told him to shut up.

So now they're having an affair. Spike found out this week and has been taunting Craig about it. Craig asked JP to talk to Spike. Spike promised JP he wouldn't tell Sarah even though he was worried about JP and thought Craig was going to hurt him. Craig came in and he and Spike started fighting. Spike shouted that Sarah would find out sooner or later. Sarah walked in and said "Find out what?"

Craig - being useless - just stood and stuttered while JP assured her that Craig would never ever cheat on her with another woman. Then he and Spike left Craig and Sarah alone. Sarah kept pushing to be told what Spike had meant, leading to the scene in the post above.